As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS! £20 EACH!
With full instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the
instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to
do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING
happens. The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
'If you have any problems or questions .. Please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says,
'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in
and says, 'I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog
just SITS there!'
The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME...'
